ugly:
anyone ever: It’s getting hot in here.
my brain: ……so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
(via ugly)
“I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.”— Roger Zelazny
(via thebisexualdisaster)
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
(via ugly)
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
(via ruinedchildhood)
IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
Theyre so. Honest
(via ruinedchildhood)
Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt
it be like that sometimes
(via strangeparker)
i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier
(via this--too--shall--pass)