ugly:

anyone ever: It’s getting hot in here.

my brain: ……so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

(via ugly)

quotemadness:

“I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.”

— Roger Zelazny

(via thebisexualdisaster)

(via thebisexualdisaster)

(via thebisexualdisaster)

killifishes:

i mostly am interested in finding peace

(via thebisexualdisaster)

sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

(via ugly)

(via eclecticana)

reggienicolerocket:

quietly-islayem:

trashg0d:

paninimami:

diaryofakanemem:

turtle94c:

diaryofakanemem:

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

(via ruinedchildhood)

pipistrellus:

frederick-the-great:

sleepy-bookworm:

ghost-coven:

furrama:

les-etoilles:

dyrus:

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

(via ruinedchildhood)

anyonewitheyescanseeit:

mood

(via b0ristheblade)

tastefullyoffensive:

8* (via TribalSpaceCat)

(via pennyisdreadful)

bobbelcher:

#when someone asks me how life’s going

(via forgave)

temptation-revelation:

jonstavk:

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

(via strangeparker)

averagefairy:

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

(via this--too--shall--pass)